- Your food and coffee goes cold while you feed your little ones first.
- Sleep? Hahaha.
- You put off that long awaited pedicure for a Tonka truck set or a Frozen figurine collection.
- Coffee becomes your lifeline.
- You have a knack for hearing crying.. even if it's not happening at that moment.
- Your wardrobe around the house consists of lounging in your nursing bra because it's easier to feed your kids that way.
- Old regurgitated milk becomes your new fashion accessory.
- You skip washing your hair while sneaking in a shower while your little one sleeps.. in fear of him waking up that exact moment.
- You sleep with one eye open.
- You can eat a sandwich with one hand while wiping poop with the other.
- It takes you at least 30 minutes to get ready TO get ready to go out with your little one.
- Instead of running away from vomit, you run towards it.
- Grocery store trips alone are your long awaited vacations.
- You're so tired that you wash a load of laundry.. only to realize you forgot to put in any detergent. (true story)
- You memorize all of the words to Spongebob Squarepants episodes.
- You start selecting clothes based on their comfort level.
- Nursing bras & tanks replace your Victoria's Secret stash.
- You start speaking to your husband in baby talk.
- You start referring to yourself in 3rd person as "Mommy" to everyone you talk to.
- Disney movies fill your Netflix instant que.
Monday, May 26, 2014
20 Signs You're a Mom
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